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U-TURN STARMER DWARF’S GIANT POO BLOCKED OUR U-BEND

A DWARF Keir Starmer lookalike is being evicted from his home after blocking his loo with a MASSIVE post- breakfast PLOP. Leakage from Terry Matthews’ lavvy caused £ 2,000- worth of damage to the flat in Northwich, Cheshire – and now the landlord...