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TRUMP SPIES HUNT DOWN SECRET SPACE ALIENS
A SECRET unit in Donald Trump’s top spy agency uses data from public DNA databases to hunt down SPACE ALIENS living here among us. The CIA has been accused of gaining secret access to the DNA information of millions of people as the agency allegedly...
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SPACE ALIENS ARE SENT BY THE DEVIL
A TOP Catholic priest claims that space aliens are demons from hell and that UFOs are in fact the work of the devil. Father Carlos Martins ( above) – who is also a Vatican-approved exorcist – says the extraterrestrial phenomenon is part of a “larger...
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BIOLOGY TEACHER’S SEX IN SCHOOL CUPBOARD WITH LAD, 17
A SCIENCE teacher has been arrested after having sex with one of her students. This included one time inside a cupboard on school property. Maris Nichols, a 25-year-old biology educator, was cuffed for sexually assaulting a pupil under her...
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TRUMP MINDER’S SEX ACT IN HOTEL CORRIDOR
ONE of Donald Trump’s bodyguards was arrested after he was caught furiously masturbating in front of guests in a hotel corridor. Secret Service agent John Spillman, 33, was charged with indecent exposure for the disturbing incident when the US Prez...
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IRAN ORDERS SUICIDE ATTACKS ON BRITAIN!
THERE are fears Iran is preparing to launch suicide attacks on Britain after the mullahs’ embassy in London appealed online for “martyrs”. Officials posted a message asking for “all brave and noble children of Iran” living in the UK to come forward in...
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TEEN LAD’S SECRET GIRLFRIEND WAS HIS MATHS TEACHER
A MUM and dad used a tracking app on their son’s phone to discover his “mystery girlfriend” was his teacher. Maths Miss Kirsten Rose, 37, was arrested five months after she started chatting with the teenage boy outside of class on Instagram. The...
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MANIAC DRESSED AS COW MOWS DOWN BROTHER WITH CAR
A NUT tried to stab his own brother at a family gathering while dressed in a cow costume. Anthony Pappalau, 47, lunged at his sibling with a knife and seconds later ran him over in a car as he tried to flee the scene. Pappalau was still in the bovine...
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TEEN LAD CHOPPED UP ACCUSED VICTIM SEX OFFENDER
A TEEN lad told his girlfriend “I killed somebody and cut him up” after beating a nonce to death with a baseball bat then dismembering him. Lucas Jones, 19, told his girl that he wanted to murder Colie Daniel, 28, because he was a registered sex...
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GIRL CHOPPED UP LOVER’S BODY IN BATHTUB
A WOMAN shot her boyfriend as he slept, cut up his body in the bath and then buried his remains in their back garden. Ashley Otero Averett, 32, was arrested and charged over the murder of 38-year-old Joseph Martin Eiler. Police said: “She killed the...
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TERROR GANGS SCRAMBLE TO STEAL IRAN’S NUKES
THE US and Israel are in a race against time to secure Iran’s stash of nuclear material and scientific equipment – before terrorists get their hands on it. There are fears that extremists could steal uranium and high tech kit – or even kidnap atomic...
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SPIES HID SECRET TRACKING DEVICE UP AYATOLLAH’S BUM
THE precision airstrike that killed Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was guided by a secret tracking device – hidden up the hated mullah’s BUMHOLE, it emerged last night. Spies from Israel’s feared security service Mossad posed as doctors and implanted the...
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CAVEMAN SUPERBUG ‘WILL KILL US ALL’
HORRIFIED boffins have found an ancient superbug frozen in an underground ice cave that is resistant to ALL modern antibiotics. And they fear the prehistoric bacteria could cause a worldwide pandemic, killing EVERYONE on the planet. Researchers from...
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WILLS: BOOT ANDREW OUT OF BRITAIN!
PRINCE William is pushing for his uncle Andrew MountbattenWindsor to be booted out of Britain – and sent into exile. The Prince of Wales believes the Royal Family will forever be cursed by the shamed former prince – stripped of his titles over links...
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SAS TROOPS GUARD MUCKY MANDY
Mandelson is being investigated by police over claims he leaked information to Epstein while working as a Cabinet minister. There are also calls for him to be stripped of his peerage. Pals say he is now worried Epstein’s old associates could have him...
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CHINA SPIES ‘HACKED LIZ TRUSS PHONE FOR NUDE PICS’
EVIL Chinese spies hacked into No10 mobile phones – in the hope of finding “compromising” pics of former UK Prime Minister Liz Truss. A high-tech spying op is said to have compromised some senior members of the Government, exposing private...
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BANK OF ENGLAND EXPERT WARNS OF ALIEN INVASION
RACHEL Reeves is facing her biggest challenge to date – an invasion by SPACE ALIENS! The embattled Chancellor, who’s already struggling to manage the UK economy, is now tackling the issue of attacks from outer space. A senior analyst in financial...
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