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TERROR GANGS SCRAMBLE TO STEAL IRAN’S NUKES
THE US and Israel are in a race against time to secure Iran’s stash of nuclear material and scientific equipment – before terrorists get their hands on it. There are fears that extremists could steal uranium and high tech kit – or even kidnap atomic...
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SPIES HID SECRET TRACKING DEVICE UP AYATOLLAH’S BUM
THE precision airstrike that killed Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was guided by a secret tracking device – hidden up the hated mullah’s BUMHOLE, it emerged last night. Spies from Israel’s feared security service Mossad posed as doctors and implanted the...
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CAVEMAN SUPERBUG ‘WILL KILL US ALL’
HORRIFIED boffins have found an ancient superbug frozen in an underground ice cave that is resistant to ALL modern antibiotics. And they fear the prehistoric bacteria could cause a worldwide pandemic, killing EVERYONE on the planet. Researchers from...
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WILLS: BOOT ANDREW OUT OF BRITAIN!
PRINCE William is pushing for his uncle Andrew MountbattenWindsor to be booted out of Britain – and sent into exile. The Prince of Wales believes the Royal Family will forever be cursed by the shamed former prince – stripped of his titles over links...
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SAS TROOPS GUARD MUCKY MANDY
Mandelson is being investigated by police over claims he leaked information to Epstein while working as a Cabinet minister. There are also calls for him to be stripped of his peerage. Pals say he is now worried Epstein’s old associates could have him...
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CHINA SPIES ‘HACKED LIZ TRUSS PHONE FOR NUDE PICS’
EVIL Chinese spies hacked into No10 mobile phones – in the hope of finding “compromising” pics of former UK Prime Minister Liz Truss. A high-tech spying op is said to have compromised some senior members of the Government, exposing private...
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BANK OF ENGLAND EXPERT WARNS OF ALIEN INVASION
RACHEL Reeves is facing her biggest challenge to date – an invasion by SPACE ALIENS! The embattled Chancellor, who’s already struggling to manage the UK economy, is now tackling the issue of attacks from outer space. A senior analyst in financial...
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