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FLIPPING IDIOTS!
ROAD safety experts have warned against wearing flip flops behind the wheel after a huge rise in drivers with silly footwear.
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THE BRAVEST BOYS IN BRITAIN
FANS were in tears as the brave sons of slain PC Matthew Blades led out Man United at Old Trafford.
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TV JOEY: I STILL CAN’T TELL TIME
JOEY Essex says he STILL can’t tell the time – and was beaten by seven-yearolds in a new Gary Lineker game show. It’s 13 years since he told I’m A Celeb pals he was clueless.
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Carra in the red?
JAMIE Carragher’s been tackled by the taxman who wants to make him bankrupt over an unpaid £800k bill. But the pundit’s spokesman says it’s now being sorted.
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Regal has landed
HARRY and Meghan have jetted back to the UK with their children just in time for the start of the new school year. It’s thought they’ll be based in the Cotswolds.
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We will always love you Dolly...
LEGENDARY country singer Dolly Parton has died aged 80. The 9 to 5 and Jolene songwriter had been struggling with poor health and also lost her husband Carl only last year.
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SNOOKER LEGEND A CHILD SEX ABUSER
FORMER world snooker champion Graeme Dott has been found guilty of sexually abusing a boy and girl who were both at primary school.
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THE PREM SUSPECTS
MAN City fans topped the league of bad behaviour last season with 102 arrests. Exclusive stats show Chelsea were in 2nd with 76 cop busts at games, and Man Utd 3rd with 66.
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MEG’S LOCK STOCK
MEGHAN Markle is said to be planning a return to acting. According to claims in the US she is in talks over a TV role in Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen, which stars Vinnie Jones.
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Water bloody cheek!
WATER firms are going to be allowed to bill customers more when there’s a drought under plans backed by the Government. Come on, Andy, deal with this disgraceful bunch of money grabbers!
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OFFICE LUCY: I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE
THE Office star Lucy Davis, 53, reveals she has terminal breast cancer, saying: “I’m at peace with it.” Her dad is comedian Jasper Carrott.
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WREXANS
AN American couple are ditching their home in Texas and moving 4,800 miles to Wales after falling for Ryan Reynolds’ Wrexham.
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GO, GIANNI, GO, GO
GIANNI Infantino’s closest adviser Carlos Cordeiro, left, has quit over the Fifa boss’s plan to sell World Cup stakes.
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UEFA EFA ...... 55 5 F FIFA ......... 0
THEY think it’s all over... it is NOW! England and UEFA’s 54 other members voted to boycott World Cups if FIFA boss Infantino sells stakes to investors.
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PM Andy cheers up Fiona
FIONA Phillips’ hubby Martin Frizzell shared a new photo of the star, who has Alzheimer’s, and said the PM’s social care speech “cheered up our morning”. He revealed Burnham and Gordon Brown had once asked her to be a health minister.
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World Cup Sinners...
UEFA is at war with Gianni Infantino and Fifa over their plan to sell stakes in the World Cup to private investors. PM Andy Burnham said: “Football does not belong to investors. Football belongs to the fans. It always has and it always will.”
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We’ve lost a Goodie & a bestie...
CHRIS Packham paid tribute to Goodie and Springwatch star Bill Oddie, who has died at 85, saying he was an “utter joy” to be with.
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TANKS FOR NOTHING
NEARLY 800 people a day are nicking petrol from forecourts, shock data reveals. The DVLA says the figure has more than doubled in the space of a year.
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Corrie Tracy: I need a miracle!
CORRIE legend Tracy Shaw broke down in tears as she revealed she needed a miracle as breast cancer surgery isn’t possible.
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SuperManc: I’m working from home
PM Andy Burnham will quit Downing Street to work from No10 North in Manchester today. Let’s hope he’s not shirking from home.
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GARY’S BACK OF THE NET TAX
GARY Lineker and pop star Brian Eno want to pay MORE tax. They say the PM must raise revenue on “extreme levels of wealth”.
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Widdecombe hit 21 times over head with hammer
EX minister Ann Widdecombe died after being hit with a hammer 21 times, a court heard yesterday. The attack on the Strictly star came as she ate lunch in her kitchen and was caught on camera.
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Andy: I have a cunning plan...
NEW PM Andy Burnham says he’ll deliver a 10-year plan for change, sort out the cost of living and end rough sleeping. Phew!
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RHIAN: TRUTH ABOUT VERNON ‘SEXTS’
RHIAN Sugden is set to write a bombshell autobiography 16 years after her sexting scandal with Vernon Kay, it’s claimed. Insiders say the former model is to tell all as Vernon goes through a divorce from wife Tess Daly.
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ANDY’S NEW ORDER
LABOUR leader Andy Burnham celebrated his new job with some dodgy dad dancing to New Order’s Madchester classic True Faith.
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Argy bargy
CALLS for Fifa to punish Argentina are growing after its stars – some of whom are Premier League regulars – played politics by flashing fan flags saying “The Falklands are ours” in Spanish.
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KANED BY MESSI
TEAR we go! England took an early lead in their grudge match semi with Argentina. But we Messi-ed up by letting them back in.
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3 Lion-els
“LIONEL Messi” has backed England in tonight’s semi-final with Argentina and said Jude Bellingham will get the GOAT.
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There’s only one No10
HERE we go ... the PM’s FINALLY put out the bunting for England with one joker saying: “Downing Street looks like an abandoned pub.” But we’ve still got a great No 10 - Jude Bellingham.
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HE USED TO JINX US.. BUT IT’S ALL OVER NOW!
SIR Mick Jagger finally ended his 16-year England curse – by turning up to our quarter-final which we won thanks to Jude Bellingham... and Stones.
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MP Ann: Murder suspect arrested
COPS have arrested a 26-year-old man on suspicion of murder after ex-MP and Reform spokeswoman Ann Widdecombe, 78, was found dead at home with serious injuries.
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YOU KANE ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT
SIR Mick Jagger today flies to Miami to support England. He says we can sort Haaland. It’s Haal Over Now.
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WHAT CAN I OFFER? I’M NOT FARAGE
OUR fave politician Count Binface says Nigel Farage will be toast, adding: “I’ll eat him for brekkie.” He’ll buy a Ferrari if he gets a £5m gift – and insists we don’t need “Fanta Fuhrer Trump” to fix an England win.
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HACKED ORF
PRINCE Harry, Elton John and five others have lost their massive privacy case. Judge Nicklin said suspicion is not proof.
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You’re off, Don!
ORANGE Manbaby Donald Trump admits getting a US striker’s red card suspended. He said he didn’t think it was a foul.
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Hangover of God
ENGLAND fans are waking to the ultimate hangover today after the Three Lions’ World Cup match with Mexico. The economy will suffer a £1bn hit as half a million staff across the nation call in sick after being up all night.
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RE SULT! Hurri-Kane may sweep England kick-off time forward
ENGLAND’S World Cup Round of 16 tie with Mexico could be moved from 1am on Monday to earlier on Sunday because of the threat of storms.
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Mextra time!
ENGLAND fans are demanding a Bank Holiday on Monday as pubs prepare to stay open until 5am for the Mexico game.
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HARRY HOUDINI
HARRY Kane pulled off a great escape act to fire England into the last 16 of the World Cup. The Three Lions looked set to be knocked out after trailing to an early DR Congo goal for most of the game. But the skipper struck twice late on to tee up a...
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DR CONGNO JUDE: I’D LOVE TO PLAY 007
ENGLAND forward Jude Bellingham says he’d love to play James Bond. If he gets delivery from Rashy With Love we’ll support our midfield Diamond Forever.
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YOU TOO HAVE THE SAME RIGHT AS ANDY BURNHAM
CAN’T be bothered to stand to be PM? Here’s your free Andy Burnham mask. It’ll get you straight in No10 without anyone voting for you.
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3 LIONS DO DO DO
ENGLAND face DR Congo for the first time – and will play in the Hand of God stadium in Mexico City if they get through.
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HARRY KANE IS MAGIC!
THE witch doctor who put a curse on Harry Kane says the Three Lions striker has made him rich – and tips him to cast a spell over Panama tonight.
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THE BUCK STOPS HERE!
BUCKINGHAM Palace is no longer fit for a King as Charles and Camilla have said they’ll never live at the home again. It came as Chas and son Wills revealed their huge tax bills for the first time.
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HOTTEST JUNE DAY EVER It’s so hot Chas is sweating... unlike bro Andy
KING Charles is feeling the heat as temperatures hit a record breaking 36C...unlike his brother Andrew who claims that he can’t sweat due to a medical condition.
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£10M PAY JUDE!
JUDE Bellingham may earn £10m in deals if he guides England to World Cup glory thanks to his wonder goal in the second half of the Croatia game.
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KING OF THE NORTH AND SOUTH
KING of the North Andy Burnham got a hero’s welcome in Westminster yesterday, posting a Hollywood-style selfie with thrilled MPs after PM Sir Keir Starmer quit.
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SITCOM LEGEND WELCOMES THREE LIONS FANS TO BOSTON Cheers to England
CHEERS legend John Ratzenberger – who played barfly Cliff Clavin in the hit US sitcom – has said Boston will give fans a warm greeting this week. And he reckons the Three Lions can go and win the World Cup… Cheers to that!
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SUP FOR THE CUP!
AMERICAN bars say they’re “honoured” to be hosting Three Lions fans, as supporters drink them dry in a huge World Cup fiesta.
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BOY, 3 THROWN IN CROCS CAGE
A THREE-year-old boy was “critical” last night after being thrown into a crocodile enclosure. A man, 30, who didn’t know the lad, is under arrest on suspicion of attempted murder.
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VLAD GIRL: IT WAS THE DAILY TSAR
KREMLIN mouthpiece Maria Zakharova blames our lettuce for an arson attack on a property owned by the PM. She denied Russian involvement saying: “It was the Lettuce – scourge of British PMs.”
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OH FRIGATE!
A RUSSIAN warship fired warning shots near a pleasure boat full of Brits in the Channel. It comes after Marines seized one of Putin’s tankers earlier this week.
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CLEAN SHEETS!
ENGLAND’S WAGs have set up base 1,400 miles from the Three Lions as the players are too busy to see them between games.
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They think it’s oil over..
PM Sir Keir Starmer warned Vlad Putin his allies “cannot hide” after Marines seized a “shadow fleet” oil tanker in the Channel.
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Our hero
THE wife of tragic Rob Burrow said she was delighted his rugby pal Kevin Sinfield is to be knighted in the King’s Birthday Honours.
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Joy of Mex!
HERE we go! The World Cup finally kicked off in Mexico last night as pop star Shakira led the party with overjoyed football fans as the hosts beat South Africa 2-0.
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ON ME HEAD, SUN!
ENGLAND’S football heroes posed for their official World Cup photos on the eve of tonight’s first game covered in sunburn.
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A Fistful of Stories
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HERE WE VINO
BARS in England’s base Kansas City are hoping to cash in on players’ loaded WAGs by charging more than £1,000 for a bottle of wine.
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Star who thought he was just so lucky
BUFFY and Ted Lasso star Anthony Head, who shot to fame in the Gold Blend coffee ads, has died aged 72. His daughters paid tribute, saying he always thought he was very lucky.
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GRAND OLD BRUISE OF YORK
KERCHING! Andy Windsor sports a shiner as it’s revealed he made a fortune renting out Royal Lodge cottages while paying a low rent. Cops are investigating his links to sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
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Three Lions will roar!
ENGLAND 1966 World Cup winner Sir Geoff Hurst believes our hero Three Lions will return home with the trophy this summer.
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ARREST THAT OUTRAGED NATION
A COP involved in the arrest of murdered student Henry Nowak has quit after bodycam footage emerged of the innocent victim being handcuffed. Henry, 18, repeatedly said: “I’ve been stabbed.” An officer replied: “Don’t think you have been, mate.”
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